General Kaktuslecker ¬OaS has taken over Kathmandu ( Nepal), relieving ReTaLiAt!oN .OaS from office.
But Baghdad Bob reveals the truth:

Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Kathmandu ( Nepal). Be assured, Kathmandu ( Nepal) is safe, protected. I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Kathmandu ( Nepal). We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly. They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through Kathmandu ( Nepal) but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut. They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them. The situation is excellent, they are going to try to approach Kathmandu ( Nepal)... and I believe their grave will be there. We are giving them a real lesson today. Heavy does not accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted. They are nowhere near the airport... they are lost in the desert... they can not read a compass... they are retarded.